This was Mexico. I was installing systems for a telecom company, big and cold datacenter, lots of routers, switchs, F5 Big IP, conference calls and engineers from like 5 different multinationals.
People were nice in general, with small exception of some engineers that made some mistakes in the software and did not openly admitted it, even after showing them some proof with tcpdump.
During the stay I tried lots of tequila, eat algave worms (tequila taste), and tried a lot of Mexican food.
There was this secretary stationed in the lobby, beautiful dark skin, long black hair, almond shaped eyes and beautiful body – she was also a really sympathic person. We used to talk everyday, but I thought it was business as usual, when you have to greet different people. I already tried the nightlife of the place going to some nightclub, had paid sex with a nice lady in one of these clubs.
One day that I believe was thursday, I asked her if she knew somewhere to dance and have drinks, bcz saturday was arriving. She said she knew, and could show me. I asked if we could go together, and she accepted. We were going together with an engineer from another country, Peru or Argentina, dont remember well.
We got a cab, arrived at this pub, had lots of drinks, she told me she loved black babies – clearly a tip she would like to have some sex (or actually babies!!!!), danced a bit, she was wearing a dark, tiny dress. Unfortunately I had too much booze, we were heading back home in te cab, we left the other guy into his hotel. I put my head on her lap in the backseat of the cab, she kissed me, and sure she was after more, but I was totally wasted, and I slept. Next I remember we left her at home, I headed back to my hotel, and slept like forever.
Next day was my flight, I woke up and knew was totally screwed. Put my clothes, checked out of the room, and got a cab to the airport.
I was supposed to give a speech the next day at a security conference in Sao Paulo, Brazil, and my flight was to Rio de Janeiro. I missed the flight bcz failed to arrived 2 hours in an international flight. After lots of talking, the guy at the air company told me – Ok, I can help you, but I cannot get you a ticket to Rio, we only have vacancy on a place to SAO PAULO. I almost jumped of happiness. Not only after missing the flight to Rio with more stops, I got a direct flight to the city where I was supposed to give a speech about reverse engineering ATM Skimmers.
I arrived at Sao Paulo with a big hangover, happy bcz I didnt had to pay extra for a Rio-Sao Paulo flight, carrying a big Mexican sombrero and a nice Tequila bottle, gave the talk at the security conference, and met this young lady that was working at the conference. This lady got interested in a friend of mine, so we setup some drinks later, she brought another girl friend, so we were 2 couples.
Till today I regret drinking that much that night, the woman was nice, beautiful, eager for sex, and I lost myself to too much Tequila.
Later this young lady from Sao Paulo and I had a brief history, but thats for another time…
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